So Many Shirts and Only One Body

Where I chronicle the multitudinous array of t-shirts of various pictorials and witty sayings. Also posts of wonderment!

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Synchronicty


Print Liberation is a design studio in Philadelphia. With regards to their glow-in-the-dark vampire teeth t-shirt, the Obama t-shirts and the Positive Tess, the ABE/JFK connection hoodie appeals to the conspiracy nut in me.

Monies: US$48

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Rainbow Connection


I looked at this design from Never in Wonderland Clothing and I'm still not sure what it means but I'm certain it will be a conversation starter.

Monies: US$10

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Sunday, February 03, 2008

Lightning Beatman!



I have no idea how the musician Lightning Beatman sounds but making snap judgments on the t-shirt alone, I beat they rock so hard, they make your ears feel good and dirty.

Monies:
24,90 US$37

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Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Keep A Lid On It



Kev from Under the Hat started out as someone who wants to design t-shirts and after many a refusal from companies, he decided to venture on the tried and test path of self-publishing.

Today, he's still getting the word out but he's climbed much higher than he was many years back. It is the sort of resolve that reminds us that nothing truly is out of reach.

Unless you really suck at it.

(the above image is a sweatshirt)

Monies:
£25 or US$50

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Steal This Shirt



I hope against all hope that this (creepy?) t-shirt from Stolen Good(ie)s will be the official wear for Obama. Wouldn't it be neat if Obama wore the disembodied Obama head t-shirt?

*gasp* Wouldn't it be awesome if a decapitated Obama wore the disembodied Obama head t-shirt?

So many possibilities...

Is it just me or does this remind me of the Great Oz?

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! Instead gaze upon my non-threatening African-American eyes and listen to my plan to bring the troops home."

Monies: US$25

Also, [2 one 5] 's holiday sale and a free limited edition tee with at least US$35!

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Bling in the Teeth


What does this t-shirt mean? That vampires also pander to the rap culture? That petty consumerism is liken to siphon whatever means of support of livelihood you have left? Or is it just a cool looking t-shirt from Glamour Kills?

Monies: US$21.99

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Monday, November 19, 2007

The Radiohead Creed


How much did you pay for the latest Radiohead's album? Did you pay according to how awesome the band is or didja scrooge out? It's a fascinating experiment. Giving the consumer a choice. Tasty Tees is back, going the Radiohead route and letting you have a say in how much you wanna pay.

They are accepting orders up till December the 1st, then they'll print and send the tees out to you just in time for the holidays.

The minimum is US$1.00 (for the shipping and handling). And I think the offer is only applicable for US citizens.

Correction: Minimum you have to pay is US$5 and it's only valid for residents in the US. now available for both local and international, as long as your price is greater than US$11 to cover shipping costs.

Monies: It's up to you.

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Thursday, November 01, 2007

Magical Mystery


I dare you to play "I am the Walrus" as you wear this t-shirt in front of a mirror. And if you're feelin' ballsy enough, I double dare you to play the song backwards.

There are more psychedelic designs at Spectral Apparel. I heard if you lick the t-shirt you can taste time itself.

Monies: US$20

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

By the Power of Greyskull!


I don't know much about Burger and Friends but they have really swell-looking t-shirts like the patterned Master of the Universe above.

Monies: US$30

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Uh...


Make up your own damn jokes.

Good ole fashion fistin' from sehubabe. Also from sehubabe is a uterus... mixed with testes.

...

It'll make more sense when you actually see it.

Monies: 20 Euros or US$28

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Holy Crap


From Bangkok, Huebucket has this marvelous little t-shirt and not only does it look swell, it's also entitled "Holy Crap." Really, that alone should be worth getting.

Monies: US$23.00

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Thursday, September 06, 2007

"Hee Hee"


Now this is a much better representation for health. Have the Pillsbury freak do a little work out like beating on a dhol (drum) all day long. That should trim the doughy dingus then maybe when you do poke him in the sides, you can actually feel his ribs.

Monies: US$21.99

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Monday, August 20, 2007

Selfish Jean

From the new single from Travis, comes Selfish Jean and the music video is interpreted by comedian, Demetri Martin and a couple of t-shirts.



Think of it as a striptease but with funny and good music.

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Monday, August 13, 2007

Science Fiction/Double Feature


Sure you might boast of an errant lipstick on the collar or a smear of red on your cheek but nothing says "ladykiller" like 18 pairs of lips seductively beckoning you in for a smooch.

I grant you, it's an unusual concept by All Jelly No Toast and it sorta reminds me of Patricia Quinn's lips in the opening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Monies:US$19.99

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Garfield Syndrome


Sometimes, when Sunday draws to a close and I feel the million tiny prickings on the heart. Monday is just around the corner. I can see its shadow, growing longer and longer and then finally covers me with its black cape of gloom.

So much so, I won't do anything. Not even write a post.

It's funny but this t-shirt from French site, NoDiktat just describes how I feel.

Monies: US$34

In other news... t-shirts for a cause.

[2 one 5] are keeping busy, this time, they've collaborated with Peace + Love to combat the murder rate in Philadelphia.

T-shirts will soon be available. Meanwhile, check out the t-shirts from Peace + Love.


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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

"All You Pretty Things"

That's what I said. "Ooh, pretty," when I saw this latest t-shirt from Emil Kozak, who's pretty famous for his type tee.

It's a little busy but there's a method to the madness. According to the info at Monsieur T, apparently it's a design of people high fiving, so don't be shy, feel free to stare really long and hard at it, especially when someone's wearing it. It's only polite.

Sorry dudes. Only for the ladies.

Monies: US$35

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Friday, July 06, 2007

Noooooooooooooooo!

Back then, Teetsy had these awesome t-shirts like Gauntlet and Regrets (posted here) but now those two and others are gone! Gone like a virginity on prom night! O when, when will these sweet sweet t-shirts return, I ask you, when?

It's a good thing that Teetsy came up with new t-shirts like JAGGANATH and WOLF (at US$24). Teetsy also sells cuffs! Wrist ornaments for the ladies!

But this is a t-shirt blog so we must talk of t-shirt things. Here's a new design from Teetsy that will BURN ITSELF UNTO YOUR CHEST!!!*

Monies: US$18

*scars are cool.

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Monday, July 02, 2007

Hmmm

Something from Nuda Tees to start the week.


So... if you wear this t-shirt out on a night of hard drinking, what are the odds of someone peeing on you?

Ponder that for a minute.

Monies: US$15

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Spitting Teeth


If you're like me and I'm not referring to my clones, whom I've yet to find and kill (only 12 more of you bastards), your interest is piqued by the image of a luchadore in a sharp suit kicking some schmuck in the face.

This is how advertising work, kiddies. This is how Calavera Comics hook you. And you gleefully go along with it.

Monies: US$18

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Friday, June 15, 2007

Momimomi

Momimomi (I think it's a Sanskrit swear word) has a new Summer lineup. I know not of what sort of designs they are but they draw me in like a scurvy-ladened sailor drawn to a siren.

Monies:US$52

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