I Love the 80s.

VH1 used to have some dignity... until they started broadcasting waste matter like I Love New York or I Love Money or I Love Being a Media Whore or something like that.

But I tolerate VH1 for Michael Ian Black whenever he appears on Best Week Ever.


Anyway, since this is summer, it's always ripe for a summer sale. Mediocore Clothing has a sale starting this Friday (08/01/08) and ends next Friday (08/08/08).

I should be getting a coupon code that gets you 20% off as well, so stay tune for that.

Edit: Kids... the coupon code is "shirtonme."

Bad Dog?

There's so many ways to interpret this (okay, for the more savvy readers, only one) but I'm gonna go with the scenario that Bukkake is the name for a untrained dog.

Let's just leave it at that.

Monies: £26 or US$40.50

Where is The Jaunty Scamp?

"Seriously. Where the fuck is he?"

I was occupied. My bad. I apologize profusely to the two readers that read this regularly.


Meanwhile, may I introduce you to Bad As Hell Clothing that has this shirt of Mack the Knife, who has such teeth dear, and it shows them pearly white...

Monies: US$17

Like Lightning

Slow Loris creator, Jessica Lynch, was filming from her house when she was apparently struck by lightning.

She's fine... but now she has occasional glimpses into the Dead Zone!

McKinnon's T-Shirt Giveaway

If you do not know who Casey McKinnon is already, it is possible that your safety features on your Interweb set to filter out good tastes.

McKinnon (seen here with a new haircut) has t-shirts to give away. I'm a little late on this but hey, there might be some shirts still available. Her shirts are XS and S, so please ask for the shirts because you will wear it and not because you just want a piece of fabric laced with McKinnon's musk.

Hush Hush, Don't Tell

I got this by way of secret courier but Ten Bills has a secret coupon code. Just type in SUMMER

Offer ends July 14. at the checkout to get 30% off their ten-dollah priced tee.

What I Got - Mess

From the totalitarian lands from whence my ancestors hail from, I received a special package
from MESS Beijing.



DHL. Wow, I feel like royalty when a company has to send it by courier.


This is interesting. This is the first time someone sent me a carrier bag. And inside the carrier...


... it's an envelope. This is all turning out very chic. There's a certain sense of sophistication if I may say so.


But the creme de la creme is the shirt. It's an iron-on image on a heavy shirt. I could be wrong but it seems that many shirts from China are made thicker. It's a tongue-firmly-in-cheek take on communism. I don't usually wear shirts of these sort (I'm looking at you Che Guevara shirt) but they won me over with the design.


This is printed on the back of the shirt.

This is at sewn at the hem. This makes me feel special.


This is the tag. I assume the number two in Chinese means a size medium and not that I'm second-place or as Seinfeld refer to affectionately, "the first loser." Though wearing it makes me feel anything but.