Turkey Coma Day
So, Thanksgiving is one of the days when you get together with people you're related to and realize in between helpings of turkey and racist rants from your cancer-mouth uncle, you cannot stand these people.
If that's not enough, there's Black Friday. Have you heard the latest news? A Wal-Mart employee was crushed to death by the savings-hungry mob. That is unfortunate - dying in Wal-Mart.
So, to avoid going out and getting crushed, here's an online alternative. Jonathan Kruse from Mediocore Clothing has a 20% discount of his shirts. Just type in AWESOME at checkout.