T-Shirts That Will Get You Punch In the Face #5

... or anally raped by the gloved hands of immigration.

Stabby McStab Stab

It's called The Hans and Fras Store and it sounds eerily like that skit by Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon.

But instead of pumping iron, Hans and Fras are printing shirts by hand and they look good, especially Backstabbed, which I've never seen printed on a t-shirt before.

Monies: US$22

"Sic Semper Tyrannis!"

It's Latin for "thus ever to tyrants" and is also the state motto for Virginia, which kinda sucks for them because it would be linked to Lincoln's assassination.

Gorilla Riot Apparel has this zero cool t-shirt of Lincoln under History 101.

Here's the front.


And here's the weapon of choice at the back.

There are other presidents like JFK and Reagan, though the latter narrowly escaped with his life, printed on the same apparel, which, in my own opinion, is strange as from afar, all the designs almost look similar.

Monies: Only 4 Lincolns.

Ooh... Fusion

Our latest e-mail comes from Acropolis Apparel and they described their t-shirt designs as, "ancient historical ideology with contemporary society."

I took a gander at their website and saw this.


I like.

The aesthetics sure but I like it mainly for the boom. I'm such a man...

Monies: US$32

The Bomb-Digitty

I used to be in the army and I was taught the basics of bomb making and bomb diffusing. It's not as fun as you might think. It's just plenty of nervous synergy of det cords and C-4s, finalized by the nervous striking of the primer...

Actually, it's kinda fun.... though, we do not advocate senseless warring, it's pretty awesome to blow shit up.

T-shirt from Icon go boom!

Monies: US$25

Bullet With Your Name

Mixed Species is a weird little site. Other than some good-looking t-shirts, they also sell other things like posters, invitation cards and a spherical magnet filled with a kewpie doll and ants.

The Good, The Bad, And You is a clever t-shirt that is insulting without being overt but there are only a few remaining left.

Monies: US$11

Water-hell Waterloo?

Now I don't hate the new t-shirts from I Love Waterloo, I'm just surprised of their new lineup. The Swimmers Series? Huh. It's a little disparate from their earlier movie and music themed wear but I'll bite. I'm interested to see how this would go.

Monies: US$24.95


Also, PopJunkie released their new winter lineup and you cannot go wrong with guns. Strong, steely phallic guns.

Monies: US$35

Cutters

A-OK Mart is easily becoming my favorite t-shirt site. First, they knives on t-shirts and that's badass cool. Second, for something this pretty and limited (only 100 for each design), it doesn't cost much.

So, it saddens me that I missed their Black Friday sale (buy one, get the other design free).

Monies: US$20

Bullet Bill

A father-and-son company from New York, Torreltorrel have Nintendo's blessings and licensing to bring to you these gobsmacking apparel like Bullet Bill (above).

These urban-styled Nintendo figures are limited to 1000 pieces and will be the perfect gift, if you can't afford that PS3 set.

Monies: US$50 - US$200

Obession

I don't know what's with a woman's obsession with shoes. I know a few of them that have rooms to housed them in. Some even build shrines to them as well.

But I guess it's okay since it doesn't hurt anyone (even though the stilettos are really sharp). I mean, I have an obsession with collecting children's urine and so far nobody complained about it.

Footwear weaponry bought to you by Glim+Glam.

Monies: US$18

50 Cent

Jason Cosper did a post about a verbal bullet proof vest t-shirt, I'm gonna ride on his coattails and do a literal bullet proof vest tee from Dynomighty Design though I don't recommend you wearing this in the hood. I mean, if you are, you might as well paint a bullseye on your chest.

Monies: US$25

Garfield Syndrome

Sometimes, when Sunday draws to a close and I feel the million tiny prickings on the heart. Monday is just around the corner. I can see its shadow, growing longer and longer and then finally covers me with its black cape of gloom.

So much so, I won't do anything. Not even write a post.

It's funny but this t-shirt from French site, NoDiktat just describes how I feel.

Monies: US$34

In other news... t-shirts for a cause.

[2 one 5] are keeping busy, this time, they've collaborated with Peace + Love to combat the murder rate in Philadelphia.

T-shirts will soon be available. Meanwhile, check out the t-shirts from Peace + Love.

Cooks Rule!

Now a t-shirt to be worn by the rest of the general public that are not in the culinary field. Thanks, Chefwear!

Monies: US$11.95

If a Picture's Worth a Thousand Words...

... would this be a horror tale you would want to wear?

From Axid, killing you with love.

Monies: US$25

Bucky Done Gun

One of the best Spaghetti Westerns is A Fistful of Dollars where we're introduced to a morally ambiguous Clint Eastwood. Sure the film was mirrored to Kurosawa's Yojimbo but it's a lot more cooler with guns. And people love guns.

So if you love guns so much, why don't you wear it then?

Designed by Sincerely Hogwash, get your Clint on at 5 & A Dime.

Monies: US$30

Blooming Bullets and Other News

I'll be fibbing if I say I haven't seen this idea been incorporated before like on Ban T-Shirts or on Progress Media but Artist Structure Apparel Depot manages to make this imagery fresh. Note the peace signs and the hazard warnings. Note the weapon is a luger, with it's long thin barrel to also resemble a stalk.

It's all in the minuteness of design.

Monies: US$15

Update: ASADepot offers readers 15% off their purchase. Type 15somanyshirts in their coupon code. Offer expires at the end of this month.

In other news...

Tokeworld is having a sale of 40% off. Sale last until February 19, after which new shit will arrive. Oh, and there's also free global shipping.

And new tank tops at I Love Waterloo. Something for the ladies.

Threadless Find (A Revisitation Edition): Rayguns

So Rayguns isn't exactly a new find but it's nice to revisit previous work that won the people's hearts. Wear a tee that extols the beauty of interplanetary warfare.

Oh, and Threadless is having a US$10 sale for its normal line t-shirts and US$20 for all Threadless Selects. Offer ends this Wednesday.

Monies: US$10!!! ('til Wednesday)

"I'm Mad As Hell and I'm Not Gonna Take It!"

Bad day at the office? Are you one who thinks Office Space is a documentary? It's a good thing it's already the weekend. But what if Monday rolls around like a bad penny, then what?

Nonono... put down the noose. And the gun. I'm talking about revolution, man. Revolution through fashion.

Tank Theory has a lineup called Army of Darkness. It's a collaboration between Zach Johnsen and Adam Amengual, where images of disgruntled office workers holding various weapons. My favorite, White Collar Revolt, features a well-dressed man with a chainsaw. It's a silkscreened print on either a traditional fitted tee or a slim fitted tee.

Monies: US$23 (traditional fit) US$25 (slim fit)

En Garde!

There's something about this t-shirt that appeals to me. It's not so much about the image of a skeleton wielding a sword but it looks like it's in the style of "dia de los muertos." art. The Swordsman is printed on a melange jersey, giving it that retro look. It's sold, along with other fine items, at glarkware.

Monies: US$20

Son of Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

This post is sucky. Thought I revisit the F-Bomb.

Found more F-bomb themed shirts. We have one from Sharp Shirter. I like the way the bomb falls in an arc. It's printed on a Jerzees® Heavyweight 50/50 tee.

Monies: US$14.99










Here's another one from a reader, from Alternative Motive.

Monies: US$23