It's the Shizznit

Kate Beaton is famous. Internet famous. She's known for her historic comics and she's funny. Canadian funny. Like John Candy.

You can check out her work on her livejournal page and finally, sweet finality, she has t-shirts to grace your supple bodies.

Monies: US$18

PS: The Ryde has chosen their winner for their breast cancer charitee competition. Go buy one so you can make like a Wonderbra and support breasts cancer research.

PSS: On the topic of cancer, this dude Eric Smith was diagnosed with it. He decided to concentrate his efforts to create a line of posters for sale. Proceeds will be given to the Live Strong Foundation. These are not shirts but The Jaunty Scamp likes to support a good cause. Like a Wonderbra.

Something for the Weekend

More t-shirt news you can shake a big fat stick at!
Nerdy Shirts have t-shirt sale, t-shirts as low as US$5 like Nostalgia. The design of black on Asphalt grey may be hard on your eyes but it sure is easy on your wallet. Cheapo.

Monies: US$5

I love the Office, both the British and Yankee versions of it. So the world is a better place that there are two t-shirts in tribute to that.


First up, we have Lancoliame with their homage, which goes to show even people from other lands have a sense of humor. Lancoliame uses Spreadshirt printing.

Then secondly, we have Snorg Tees with Scrantonicity. Based on Kevin's cover band of the Police, a portmanteau (look it up the Internet) of Scranton, Pennsylvania and the Police album, Synchonicity.

Monies: Lancoliame's The Office - US$26.98 - US$30, Scrantonicity - US$16.95

My favorite webcomic, A Softer World have new t-shirts that will provoke you into thinking.

'nuff said.

Monies: US$17 - US$19

Wonderment!

Isn't it grand. One more day of new Threadless tees at US$10. For more joy to fill your meaningless existence, David Malki ! of Wondermark wonderment has two new tees like... NINJA ON A BICYCLE!*

Monies: Threadless - US$10, Wondermark - US$16


*it'll make sense once you read this.

Hot Topic of the Day is... Hot Topic

David Malki! (the exclamation denotes "this goes to eleven") posted a strip about the counterculture that is Hot Topic and the t-shirts they sell.

*Sorry about the size of the strip. It's much bigger over at Malki!'s site.

"When Life Gives You a T-Rex, Go Ninja-Kick it in the Head."

The dudes at Least I Could Do webcomic decided to haymaker-styled the New Year by rolling out a new design for their apparel line, a short-sleeved tee and a long-sleeved one.

Buy it, wear it and be a walking anachronism. I think, you get to break some time travel rule.

Monies: US$16.95 (short-sleeved) US$19.95 (long-sleeved)

Love is...

... a many-splendored thing.
... in the air.
... murder.
... all you need.
... love is love.
... not abuse.
... involved in Kurt's death somehow.
... is blind.
... totally punk rock.

Monies: US$17

Rated "R" for Rad

I can't be spending my money or wait around for an illegal movie torrent to download. I need to make a quick decision on whether I would wanna see "Attack of the Big-Boobed Hooker" or "Snakes on a Plane Again." That's why the trailer for a movie is important because people make snap judgment on appearance.

David Malki! of Wondermark have come up with a nice idea for a t-shirt for such an occasion. Let people decide who you really are on the inside by your superficial fashion savvy. Would you want to be available for everyone (PG) or just a slutty select few (R)?

It's not available now but you can pre-order the t-shirts. The shirts are printed on American Apparel Jersey tee. If that doesn't whet your appetite, there's also a new Where is my Elephant? printed on an American Apparel ringer. It looks snazzy.

Monies: US$16

A Wink is as Good as a Nod

It's not enough for Richard Stevens to have Diesel Sweeties to be running in newspapers through United Feature Syndicate, he also has a sweet store to foist his cottony goodness on your naked supple body.

DS is hocking Halloween t-shirts... with new exceptions. Non-pixelated t-shirts by Jess Fink and Vera Brosgol grace the DS Halloween lineup.

I like the Wink the Ghost t-shirt (printed on a Hanes Beefy) because it glows in the dark like a scene from an investigative news report where they shine a blacklight in the hotel room and you can see copious amount of blood and semen everywhere! I mean, everywhere! There's even some on the freakin' remote control and... holy crap! How did they get that on the ceiling?

And look at him. Wink the Ghost is such a player. He'll sex you up in the middle of the night like an incubus, which is also a band, whose music was playing when they showed the investigative hotel room piece.

Monies: US$18

Unicorn Power!

Hey kids! Wanna summon unicorns to wreck bloody revenge of impalment on your enemies? May I suggest a Unicorn Power! t-shirt from Nicholas Gurewitch's absurdist and dadaist webcomic, The Perry Bible Fellowship.

Be the envy of your peers! Be the harbinger of doom to your detractors! Be the cock of the walk for the ladies!
Monies: US$20

Who Loves You?

Bernie Hou, creator of of the webcomic Alien Loves Predator, has come up with a new t-shirt.

Question. If that image flash, does it mean, it's safe to walk or that it's not safe to walk because there's a acid-spewing, phallic-headed xenomorph with a prehensile tail crossing?

It's like that "if a tree fell in the forest" query. Only there's a possibility of a Chestburster. It's like explosive diarrhea through the torso.

Monies: US$16

William Will Approve

Friends, do you wish for a shirt of anachronistic properties? Then look no further than Married to the Sea, where everyday is a fresh illustration of proper Victorian imagery juxtaposed with modern vulgar language to make one either snicker or mutter "what-the-hell".

At Married at the Sea, feel free to peruse their exquisite wares of t-shirts. Purchase a Shakesapeare t-shirt and be the envy of your literary peers.

Monies: US$15 men sizing US$18 women sizing

Wait... Who Shot First?

Lincoln Shot First! That's right. Johnny Wilkes Booth wasn't the only gunslinger in Ford's Theatre. Was it self-defense on Booth's part or was it on Lincoln's? Nobody knows but Kristopher Straub who designed the shirt and created Starslip Crisis.

The shirts are printed on 100% cotton and retails fro $17.95.

Monies: US$17.95

The Shirt According to Malki!

Wondermark is one of my favorite webcomics that publishes every Tuesday and Friday. In one strip, the artist, David Malki! (the exclamation denotes excitement or shouting anger) makes fun / breaks down the concept of a shirt geared toward the ironist generation. This is that strip.

And in Wondermark fashion, Malki! has them on sale.

(Malki! Malki! Man, it's fun to say his name. Malki!)

Oh and shirts are $16 including shipping if you're living in the United States.

Monies: $16