Cthulhu Fhtagn

Obama and Huckabee won the Iowa Caucasus but I'm surprised that Cthulhu hasn't thrown in his own nomination for presidency yet.

What's that? You don't know who Ctuhulhu is? For shame. Go read something of Lovecraft. I'll wait.

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You're back? That's fast. Did you really read or just skim? Whatever. The Elder God wants your vote and obeisance and, if it's not too much, your screaming death. Go over the The Elder Party and proudly wear one of their evil-tainted merch.

Monies: US$19.99

Expensive Literature

There's no doubt that Milton Carter has a really sweet lineup but methinks it's a little too exclusive (read: expensive).

Now there are t-shirts that are on sale, like the one above. I suggest you mustn't tarry.

Monies: US$25

Help McSweeney's!

As a literary fan, the Believer is top on my reading list. I received word that McSweeney's in trouble. Their distributor is filed for bankruptcy and McSweeney's lost US$130,000 in earnings. To recoup their losses, McSweeney's having an auction of rarities and a sale.

Since this being a t-shirt blog, I thought I direct you to their fine line of apparel. They're sardonic and funny and dare I say it, thought-provoking.

And besides, who wouldn't want to wear a t-shirt that says, "nothing is impossible when you work for the circus."

Monies: US$15.40

We Now Return To Your Scheduled Programming... Somewhat

Okay so the blog interface isn't working as well as I hope but enough's enough. I'll try to work within the restrictions because my e-mail is swollen with t-shirt sites and I hope this will appease you guys. Let's get to it, shall we?


From Hong Kong, we have mashPotato with their interesting lineup. I like this t-shirt because it describes what I always feel whenever I surf other t-shirt sites.

Monies: US24.50


Ten Bills may have to change their name if their sale of US$7 per t-shirt continues. T-shirts like Everyone Wants a Peace (shown above) and Radio Flyers are selling out quickly.

Monies: US$7


The Ironic T-Shirt Corporation have lovely t-shirts at non-explotative prices like F the Media (N.W.A. should re-unite and make a rap with that title) but the Tom Cruise Freedom of Speech tee just grabs me by the short hairs and refuse to let go.

One can write (in erasable marker) the many of things that Cruise might say like "I'm a poo-poo head!" or "My penis looks like Xenu or the result of an undiscovered VD." So many possibilities...

Monies: US$17

I'm from a little island called Singapore and not many people know about it but we're well-known for our non-existence; public caning; outlawing chewing gum; the Merlion and of course, Annabel Chong. Yup, despite our achievements, we're known for producing a pornstar but not just any pornstar, one who held the world record for biggest gangbang in 1995.

And to answer your question, the tally was 251.


Anyway, Singaporean t-shirt company, Local Brand sells this t-shirt, I guess, as a source of national pride.

Local Brand t-shirts are printed on... er, America Apparel. There's a joke somewhere in that sentence.

Monies:S$30 or US$19-something something.

One of my favorite artist, Jim Mahfood has a store that you can buy to show your appreciation for the man's art like the Lil' Cat Girl tee, the fine ladies can rock in.

If that doesn't float your boat. Here's a picture of a satisfied customer in said t-shirt, telling what you can do to yourself.


Monies: US$25 (includes shipping within the US)


Anybody here still read Archie? Is Archie still a fickle-minded bastard who still has spoilt Veronica lodge on his booty call list? around? Go for Betty, you freckled-face bastard! I swear his indecision makes me think he's a closeted homosexual.

Speaking of which, remember Jughead Jones, the gluttonous woman-hater? Phantom Flyer has a new design on this old school character.

Monies: US$12

That's it for today. I'll leave you with an article on the history of the ironic t-shirt. You wear the stuff, now learn about it. Read it through and read it well. Pop quiz on a Friday.

Maybe.

Gods and Monsters

Two things greatly interest me. First is Chuck Palahniuk. The website that promotes him is selling official t-shirts for his tour for his new book, Rant.

On the back of the tee is the tour schedule and on the front is... what the hell is on the front?

Anyway, check out Palahniuk's tour schedule and get a t-shirt to show your unsavory devotion to the man who wrote Fight Club.

Second thing that interest me are Superfantastic Japanese monsters that tear up Tokyo for entertainment! O Cotton Factory, is there anything you won't sell?


Monies: US$18 (Rant t-shirt), US$10 (Gigan t-shirt)