Cthulhu Fhtagn

Obama and Huckabee won the Iowa Caucasus but I'm surprised that Cthulhu hasn't thrown in his own nomination for presidency yet.

What's that? You don't know who Ctuhulhu is? For shame. Go read something of Lovecraft. I'll wait.

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You're back? That's fast. Did you really read or just skim? Whatever. The Elder God wants your vote and obeisance and, if it's not too much, your screaming death. Go over the The Elder Party and proudly wear one of their evil-tainted merch.

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