In Absentia

You might have notice tumbleweeds blowing through this ghost town of a blog. I've been busy but I'm back, this time at a new blog with a new name (Second Skin). So much cooler than So Many Shirts and Only One Body. Even if you acronymize it you get SMSOOB. What the hell is that? It's like a portmanteau of Short Messaging System and boobs.

Anyway.

Here be the new blog, http://secondskin.vox.com. There are kinks to be worked out but it'll do for now. Also, I'm taking the old e-mail address off for the time being.

See you lot on the other side.

Turkey Coma Day

So, Thanksgiving is one of the days when you get together with people you're related to and realize in between helpings of turkey and racist rants from your cancer-mouth uncle, you cannot stand these people.

If that's not enough, there's Black Friday. Have you heard the latest news? A Wal-Mart employee was crushed to death by the savings-hungry mob. That is unfortunate - dying in Wal-Mart.

So, to avoid going out and getting crushed, here's an online alternative. Jonathan Kruse from Mediocore Clothing has a 20% discount of his shirts. Just type in AWESOME at checkout.

Scary Tales

I'm never one to believe in ghosts. I'm a scientific man and not one to be easily swayed by superstitions and trick of the mind but I'm very fascinated by séances. You know the whole spewing of ectoplasm from their facial orifices? What's the deal with that? It looks like ghost spunk. Is that what a séance boils down to? Having the dearly departed return and rape you in the face?

These are the kind of things I tell children around a campfire.

Oh, and Dance Party Massacre has a Halloween sale.

Shirt Ads

I plan to move to Hollywood to jumpstart my career in inane reality shows and ass kissing but Brian Hedden from You Are So Famous is killing my buzz.

Life On Mars

I cannot explain how much I love David Bowie even though, back in the seventies, he looked like your average androgynous anime male, he still has a special place in my heart. I could stare into his mismatch eyes all the time and see the stars therein.

RikkiB (her dingo ate her baby) designed the shirt for Myke D, who runs In the Dryer, has this amalgamation of Ziggy Stardust and Marilyn Monroe. RikkiB also has another spankin' shirt for sale on Tee Fury. This has been a good week for her.

Monies: US$21 (In the Dryer), US$9 (Tee Fury)

Shark Week!

That is all.

coupon code: SHIRTONME

I Love the 80s.

VH1 used to have some dignity... until they started broadcasting waste matter like I Love New York or I Love Money or I Love Being a Media Whore or something like that.

But I tolerate VH1 for Michael Ian Black whenever he appears on Best Week Ever.


Anyway, since this is summer, it's always ripe for a summer sale. Mediocore Clothing has a sale starting this Friday (08/01/08) and ends next Friday (08/08/08).

I should be getting a coupon code that gets you 20% off as well, so stay tune for that.

Edit: Kids... the coupon code is "shirtonme."