Coffee Betch

I love this t-shirt because it's sooo true.

Kristen Stewart (the artist not the actor), who designed the tee, is an oracle of some sort. She scries into the dark hearts of the future and retrieves these slivers of lighted truths and when confronted, we laugh because to some, laughter is a defense mechanism and to others, it's an acceptance of truth.

And that truth is... cute talking coffee cups will overthrow us all as we fall slave to her bitter teat!

I suggest instead of drowning Stewart to prove she's a witch, why not punish her with money for her truth-telling?

Monies: US$20

PS: Be sure to check out her other "yet-to-be-released" tee, I Have a Gift For You.