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Dirty Microbe released a new t-shirt that every blogger can identify. No, not your secret cache of Tijuana animal porn, I'm talking about the human need to make everybody give a damn about your opinion. This t-shirt will make a great gift for your blogger friend who especially TyPeS lIkE tHiS.

And to further convey your feeling for his/her blogging, with every two t-shirts you buy, you get a golden poo you can give them. That's right! A miniature turd that's made up of gold*!

They think it's a Japanese lucky charm... but we know better. All you have to do is type january-poo as the coupon code.

Monies: US$15

*not made of real gold.