Merry Toke-Mas!

Besides smoking around and making sure their cat, Dirty Steve, doesn't relapse into the porn industry, Ashleigh from Tokeworld, also dishes out the holiday wishes. It comes as a video greeting that extols the value of being nice and eating toasts. It's also narrated by, I'm assuming, Stephen Hawking.

There's also a Christmas sale of 40% of many of their t-shirt line-up. My favorite is the Top Hat because I think the thimble is gay. Bully on the rest of us who aren't British as shipping within the UK is free.

Monies: £25