"'Chillax' Isn't a Word, Douchebag."

(If you're curious about the title, I think I might have said that to someone.)

Sure, Jordan Atkinson does pretty designs for bands t-shirts and posters but can he do something that would blow my mind-

Consider my brains blown.

Monies: £27 for those living in Britain or Europe, US$61 for the Yanks and everyone else.