"Now You Know You ABCs"

Human Empire, based in Hamburg, sent me their link to their site, and I post it here verbatim:

http://www.humanempire.com/shop.html:::!

Needless to say, the site never appeared. There's no need to add triple colons and an exclaimation point to showcase your enthusiasm. Let your wares do the talking like letting people stop to stare at your torso because "it sure looked like the alphabet but... is that an 'E'?"

Monies: US$32