Fried Monkey Brains

Still bogged down with school but ponder this for a moment...

Take this lovely t-shirt from MonkeyFist. Do you think this is an execution or a more sanitized way of cooking monkey brains?

But more importantly, why is there only an option for long-sleeved? I kinda hoped that there would be other options. I mean, we're up to our knees in spring and summer appears in the distance like an irate giant. I would like to wear something that would give me a farmer's tan.

Monies: US$25